Top 25 stealing from Jim

Top 25 things I've learned while training for an Ironman

25. Goo is really hard to get out of car carpet
24. This sport is Godly expensive
23. No one wants to see a worn out bathing suit
22. Massages are good for you... ahhh massage....
21. You will have no social life
20. No matter how hard you try it is almost impossible to not miss a training hour here or there
19. Tri bikes really do make all the difference in the world
18. No matter how thin I am, I will always look fat in a wetsuit
17. You can never eat enough
16. Liquid nutrition is soooooooo much easier to deal with
15. Liquid nutrition is sticky as hell and will get all over your bike and body leading to chaffing
14. Body glide, your new best friend
13. Triathlon is a sport with lots of beautiful people
12. Peeing in public will happen at some point
11. Not caring about peeing in public
10.You will have to buy a new wardrobe due to weight loss
9. There is actually a petite size 0 in the fashion world and you will be able to wear it
8. Petite size 2 and under clothing is impossible to find
7. You will have an injury at some point
6. Foam rollers hurt like hell
5. Bike grease is almost impossible to get off
4. You'll have to hire someone to spend time with your dog
3. Sleeping in is a luxury
2. Riding computrainers is actually harder than riding for real
1. It's not a matter of if you crash on the bike, it's when you crash